Pick up lines
I came across some funny pick-up lines and I thought I would share it with you guys. Whats sad is that I've actually heard some of them before. I can't believe some people ACTUALLY use them. What's the funniest pick up line you've ever said/ heard? What do you do when one of these girls/ guys ask for your number? I suggest you give them 770.908.7883. Now for those pick- up lines.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You look a lot like my future wife.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.
Is it hot in here or is it just you
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Since I don't think any brothers would use those lame lines. Here are some pick up lines you might hear at a convention, or an assembly. Originally I was this list from Tianna by e-mail. Thanks Tianna! See I acknowledge my sources. :)
Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
I was impressed by your comment, can we talk?
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
The Bible says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry', so how about dinner?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Did I meet you at an assembly or was it just a dream?
You know sister / brother, I wouldn't mind studying with you for the rest of my life.
Did you know that you could be the answer to one of my prayers?
You don't have a service partner? Me neither.
Can I share your song book?
Nice bible
*** Oh, don't forget to check out the phone number that was listed above***
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You look a lot like my future wife.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.
Is it hot in here or is it just you
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Since I don't think any brothers would use those lame lines. Here are some pick up lines you might hear at a convention, or an assembly. Originally I was this list from Tianna by e-mail. Thanks Tianna! See I acknowledge my sources. :)
Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
I was impressed by your comment, can we talk?
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
The Bible says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry', so how about dinner?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Did I meet you at an assembly or was it just a dream?
You know sister / brother, I wouldn't mind studying with you for the rest of my life.
Did you know that you could be the answer to one of my prayers?
You don't have a service partner? Me neither.
Can I share your song book?
Nice bible
*** Oh, don't forget to check out the phone number that was listed above***
posted by Tami | 11:30 AM
4 Comments:
personally, i like the one i made up.
"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?"
"when you fell from heaven"
Ok, so everyone has heard that one before, but not with my twist.
"No, when Jesus hurled you to the earth with the rest of them!"
of course, only good christians would really get the reference...
ha ha ha ha Tianna that one is priceless. LOL
if the brother is smart and smooth he would go for the the last three of the Christian lines. the sister would probably not even realize you was trying to hit on her, until you two had started dating. smile
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